Electrolytes served
41,882,019,203,416
And counting. We can’t stop counting.
Without Brawndo, we’d all go thirsty.
It’s got what plants crave.
Brawndo is America’s #1 source of electrolytes. Athletes drink it. Farmers spray it on their crops. Plants crave it. And science agrees with Brawndo.*
- Why Brawndo? It’s got electrolytes.
- What are electrolytes? What Brawndo’s got.
- Why do I need them? Because Brawndo’s got them.
*Brawndo Science is a division of Brawndo Corporation.
The Lineup
Brawndo
It’s got electrolytes.
The original Thirst Mutilator.
Get to know it
Brawndo Zero
Zero water. Zero regret.
Ninety percent electrolytes. Ten percent… we don’t know.
See the label
Brawndo Draft
Brewed in a truck bed. For men.
The world’s first electrolyte beverage with 14% alcohol.
Are you man enough?
Brawndo E
Electrolyte capsules.
The first electrolyte-based treatment for underperformance.
You know what the E stands forOne company. Every thirst.
Brawndo Corporation is the #1 name in energy drinks, sports drinks, beer, wellness and agriculture, and the #1 sponsor of everything you have ever watched.
- $1.9Tmarket cap
- #1on the Fortune 500, the Fortune 5 and the Fortune 1
- 100%of plants surveyed
Corporate statement
On Kamikaze Pharmaceuticals.
“We made them a fair offer. They said no. That’s fine. We didn’t want them anyway. Brawndo has never needed science. Brawndo has electrolytes. Also, I have been told many times that I am a genius.”Brent Brawnson III, Chairman and Chief Visionary, Brawndo CorporationMeet the family
Find Brawndo near you.
It’s in your fridge. It’s at your gas station. It’s in your sprinkler system. If you can’t find Brawndo, it has already found you.
Brawndo located: 0 feet away. Turn around.