The first electrolyte-based treatment for underperformance.
One bottle restores electrolytes right where he needs them most. His flex.
Do you have Low E? Watch the commercial“For years, my boyfriend was a winner. Then, one Sunday, he just couldn’t perform. We found out he had Low E. Low electrolytes. Then we found Brawndo E.”Satisfied girlfriend
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Then, one Sunday, he just couldn’t perform.
The diagnosis
Low E.
Low electrolytes.
It happens to more men than you think. It does not have to happen to him.
Do you have Low E?
The science
A capsule. Full of Brawndo.
Other companies waste decades on labs, trials and rats. Brawndo E was invented on one flight home. Airport security had taken a can of Brawndo from our Chairman and Chief Visionary, Brent Brawnson III, for being over 3.4 ounces. Somewhere over Oklahoma, he asked, “What if it was smaller?”
Twelve vice presidents were in Monday’s meeting. Every one of them called it genius. Brawndo E shipped that Friday.
- Clinical trial participants
- 1
- Participant
- Brent
- Result
- Brent felt great
- Starts working in
- 1 hour
- Peer review
- Brent’s peers agreed
Important stuff
Ask your commissioner if Brawndo E is right for you. Do not take Brawndo E if you are allergic to winning. Brawndo E may cause high E. Symptoms of high E include starting your entire bench, trading your RB1 for a backup tight end, and texting the group chat at 3 AM. Side effects may include trash talk, unearned confidence, and blowing your entire FAAB on one waiver wire pickup.
If your lead lasts more than four hours, don’t call a doctor. Call your partner.
Brawndo E. Because he deserves to win again.
You know what the E stands for.