KMKZ $147.82 ▲ 6.41%

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Careers

Now enrolling.

At Kamikaze, every employee is part of something bigger. Usually a trial.

Open positions

Clinical Trial ParticipantLubbock, Texas · Unlimited openings
No experience required. No experience retained.
Quality Control AssociateLubbock, Texas
Must not be drawn to shiny objects. Reports to Magpie.
In-Home Care SpecialistYour home
Must love babies, or tolerate them. Reports to Personal Care.
Regulatory Affairs ManagerRemote, ideally very remote
Keep the FDA from finding out about us. Has been open since 1994.
Legal CounselLubbock, Texas · Urgent
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Benefits

Unlimited PTO (Paid Time Out)
Free samples, every day, whether you want them or not
In-home childcare from our care team
A dental plan we are still testing

Apply by mail to P.O. Box 1994. We will be in touch. Or Raccoon will.

Important Safety Information

This product is not licensed or endorsed by the FDA. Some rats under clinical testing have experienced side effects such as gonorrhea, diarrhea, chlamydia, herpes and lung cancer, and in some rare cases blurry vision, double vision, tunnel vision, no vision, television and X-ray vision.

Also: triskaidekaphobia, chlorophobia, arachnophobia and the irrational fear of clowns.

Do not take Happy Housewife if you are allergic to Happy Housewife, happiness or houses. Do not take Happy Housewife with alcohol, without alcohol, or near a lake.

Once you regain functional cognition, tell your doctor about any problems you remember.

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