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Chop ZoneSlovak Chihuahuas 11.80 85% safeDangerMemphis Reigns 0.00 83% safeDangerDC Destroyers 9.60 85% safeDangerPhilly's Fight Milk 0.00 88% safeSafeWest Hartford Whalers 0.00 90% safeSafeSan Angelo's Bums 20.90 94% safeSafeChitown Bear Nasty 0.00 92% safeSafeKansas Fredheads 21.52 95% safeSafeWortley Slippery Chickens 24.90 96% safeSafeMinnesota Nice 40.50 97% safeSafeMichigan State Lions 17.30 95% safe
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The Federation Chopped Edition

Week 8

Thu Oct 29, 2026

11 survivors

$360 winner take all

Three Cowboys and a Corpse

Episode 8 · Week 7 recap

Geneva sat on 89.02 and watched three Cowboys decide their fate on Monday night. Javonte Williams scored from the two, and Memphis got out alive. Eleven left.

Week 7 Results

Final
  1. 1 144.40
  2. 2 137.58
  3. 3 128.70
  4. 4 123.84
  5. 5 121.72
  6. 6 113.42
  7. 7 102.22
  8. 8 95.18
  9. 9 94.72
  10. 10 94.70
  11. 11 NBE 93.76
  12. 12 Chopped 89.02
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Scavengers

Post-Week 7 waiver run, Wed Oct 28, then every pickup since, added as it happens

Biggest bid

$399

San Angelo's Bums for Christian McCaffrey

Most active

4 claims each

San Angelo's Bums, Wortley Slippery Chickens (tied)

Pickups

24

22 bids lost out

TeamAddedDroppedBid
San Angelo's Bums Christian McCaffrey RB SF Grave robbed Kendrick Bourne WR ARI $399
West Hartford Whalers Malik Nabers WR NYG Grave robbed Ladd McConkey WR LAC $126
Minnesota Nice A.J. Brown WR NE Grave robbed Roschon Johnson RB CHI $81
Minnesota Nice Tucker Kraft TE GB Grave robbed Juwan Johnson TE NO $81
DC Destroyers DJ Moore WR BUF Kenny Gainwell RB TB $34
Slovak Chihuahuas Rachaad White RB WAS Grave robbed Saquon Barkley RB PHI $22
Kansas Fredheads Brock Purdy QB SF Grave robbed Rashid Shaheed WR SEA $17
Memphis Reigns Dak Prescott QB DAL Patrick Mahomes QB KC $11
Kansas Fredheads Jordyn Tyson WR NO Kaden Wetjen WR PIT $0
Michigan State Lions Jonah Coleman RB DEN Grave robbed Charlie Jones WR NYG FAWed
San Angelo's Bums Dalton Kincaid TE BUF Grave robbed Joe Milton QB PHI FAWed
Slovak Chihuahuas Kyle Pitts Sr. TE ATL Grave robbed DeMario Douglas WR NE FAWed
Wortley Slippery Chickens Rashee Rice WR KC Grave robbed Emanuel Wilson RB SEA FAWed
Wortley Slippery Chickens Rico Dowdle RB PIT Zonovan Knight RB ARI FAWed
Wortley Slippery Chickens Wan'Dale Robinson WR TEN Grave robbed Tyler Allgeier RB ARI FAWed
Memphis Reigns Zavion Thomas WR CHI Konata Mumpfield WR LAR FAWed
Chitown Bear Nasty Josh Downs WR IND Grave robbed J.K. Dobbins RB DEN FAWed
Chitown Bear Nasty Saquon Barkley RB PHI Grave robbed TreVeyon Henderson RB NE $50Thu
Memphis Reigns Rashid Shaheed WR SEA Zavion Thomas WR CHI $26Thu
San Angelo's Bums Patrick Mahomes QB KC Bryce Young QB CAR $0Thu
Kansas Fredheads Kaden Wetjen WR PIT David Montgomery RB HOU FAThu
San Angelo's Bums Ladd McConkey WR LAC Jaylen Waddle WR DEN FAThu
DC Destroyers Marvin Mims Jr. WR DEN Jaylin Noel WR HOU FAThu
Wortley Slippery Chickens Jaylen Waddle WR DEN Dallas Goedert TE PHI FAFri

FAAB Remaining

$1,000 season budget each.

$5,942 still in play across 11 survivors

  • Wortley Slippery Chickens $977
  • Minnesota Nice $838
  • Kansas Fredheads $798
  • Philly's Fight Milk $790
  • DC Destroyers $748
  • West Hartford Whalers $650
  • Chitown Bear Nasty $457
  • Memphis Reigns $416
  • Slovak Chihuahuas $260
  • Michigan State Lions $8
  • San Angelo's Bums $0
  • San Francisco Pickle Meat Chopped Wk 1 $1000
  • Odessa Country Bumpkins Chopped Wk 6 $949
  • Scranton Stranglers Chopped Wk 4 $935
  • CT Insurance Adjusters Chopped Wk 5 $924
  • Newark Bada Bings Chopped Wk 2 $839
  • Prague Smoke Monsters Chopped Wk 3 $820
  • Geneva Colliders Chopped Wk 7 $506
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The Graveyard

7 chopped. Newest first.

Geneva Colliders

Chopped Week 7

Final score 89.02

Took $506 FAAB to the grave

Estate: 8 dug up, $726

“Now they are become Chopped.”

Odessa Country Bumpkins

Chopped Week 6

Final score 81.84

Took $949 FAAB to the grave

Estate: 12 dug up, $1,120

“They went to live on a farm upstate.”

CT Insurance Adjusters

Chopped Week 5

Final score 66.94

Took $924 FAAB to the grave

Estate: 11 dug up, $489

“Fifteen minutes couldn't save them.”

Scranton Stranglers

Chopped Week 4

Final score 63.82

Took $935 FAAB to the grave

Estate: 11 dug up, $679

“Strangled by their own wire.”

Prague Smoke Monsters

Chopped Week 3

Final score 74.14

Took $820 FAAB to the grave

Estate: 14 dug up, $1,163

“Smoke 'em if you got 'em.”

Newark Bada Bings

Chopped Week 2

Final score 56.62

Took $839 FAAB to the grave

Estate: 14 dug up, $675

“Bada Bing, Bada Gone.”

San Francisco Pickle Meat

Chopped Week 1

Final score 68.92

Took $1000 FAAB to the grave

Estate: 13 dug up, $709

“No time to brine.”

Federation Chopped Championship 2

Survivor Leaderboard

The Road to Federation Chopped Championship 2. Season points.

  1. 1 Wortley Slippery Chickens avg 123.07 861.46
  2. 2 Michigan State Lions avg 118.44 829.10
  3. 3 Kansas Fredheads avg 116.53 815.72
  4. 4 West Hartford Whalers avg 116.39 814.70
  5. 5 Chitown Bear Nasty avg 115.54 808.78
  6. 6 Memphis Reigns avg 110.97 776.76
  7. 7 Philly's Fight Milk avg 109.88 769.16
  8. 8 Minnesota Nice avg 109.17 764.22
  9. 9 DC Destroyers avg 108.03 756.22
  10. 10 San Angelo's Bums avg 106.75 747.28
  11. 11 Slovak Chihuahuas avg 105.72 740.04
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