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The Federation Chopped Edition

Week 5

Thu Oct 8, 2026

14 survivors

$360 winner take all

The Answer Was on the Bench

Episode 5 · Week 4 recap

Scranton went home with 63.82. Keenan Allen sat in their flex spot and never played. Isaiah Williams sat on their bench and scored 17.5. And Kansas, with more points than anyone still alive, opens Week 5 in the Chop Zone. Fourteen left. Hit play.

Week 4 Results

Final
  1. 1 160.88
  2. 2 142.80
  3. 3 135.76
  4. 4 126.20
  5. 5 125.18
  6. 6 123.86
  7. 7 123.86
  8. 8 121.08
  9. 9 114.44
  10. 10 113.20
  11. 11 110.02
  12. 12 97.12
  13. 13 91.52
  14. 14 NBE 78.92
  15. 15 Chopped 63.82
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Scavengers

Post-Week 4 waiver run, Wed Oct 7, then every pickup since, added as it happens

Biggest bid

$577

Michigan State Lions for Jahmyr Gibbs

Most active

6 claims

Kansas Fredheads

Pickups

29

24 bids lost out

TeamAddedDroppedBid
Michigan State Lions Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET Grave robbed Jordan Love QB GB $577
Geneva Colliders Isaiah Williams WR NYJ Grave robbed Chris Moore WR BAL $102
Memphis Reigns Tyler Higbee TE LAR Hunter Henry TE NE $17
Kansas Fredheads Will Shipley RB PHI Blake Corum RB LAR $11
Kansas Fredheads Tyler Allgeier RB ARI Mack Hollins WR NE $3
Kansas Fredheads Aaron Rodgers QB PIT Jalon Daniels QB TB $3
Michigan State Lions Jaylen Wright RB MIA Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS $3
West Hartford Whalers Mike Gesicki TE CIN Tank Bigsby RB PHI $2
West Hartford Whalers Tyreek Hill WR Pat Bryant WR DEN $1
Odessa Country Bumpkins Jacoby Brissett QB ARI Bryce Young QB CAR $0
Kansas Fredheads Mark Andrews TE BAL Grave robbed AJ Barner TE SEA $0
Wortley Slippery Chickens Emeka Egbuka WR TB Grave robbed Courtland Sutton WR DEN FAWed
Wortley Slippery Chickens Keon Coleman WR BUF Emeka Egbuka WR TB FAWed
San Angelo's Bums Emeka Egbuka WR TB Grave robbed Cooper Kupp WR SEA FAWed
San Angelo's Bums Austin Ekeler RB WAS Jadarian Price RB SEA FAWed
Kansas Fredheads Roman Wilson WR PIT Dallas Goedert TE PHI FAWed
DC Destroyers Jayden Daniels QB WAS Grave robbed Daniel Jones QB IND FAWed
Slovak Chihuahuas Wan'Dale Robinson WR TEN Grave robbed Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ FAWed
Chitown Bear Nasty Pat Freiermuth TE PIT Grave robbed Darren Waller TE CAR FAWed
Chitown Bear Nasty Kendre Miller RB NO Tyjae Spears RB TEN FAWed
Odessa Country Bumpkins Jalen Coker WR CAR Zach Charbonnet RB SEA FAWed
Odessa Country Bumpkins Jordan Love QB GB Jacoby Brissett QB ARI $1Thu
DC Destroyers Seth McGowan RB IND Makai Lemon WR PHI FAThu
Memphis Reigns Dallas Goedert TE PHI Chimere Dike WR TEN FAFri
Chitown Bear Nasty Hunter Henry TE NE Pat Freiermuth TE PIT FAFri
CT Insurance Adjusters Tre' Harris WR LAC Jaylin Lane WR WAS FASat
Kansas Fredheads Chimere Dike WR TEN Kaden Wetjen WR PIT $3Sat
Memphis Reigns Josh Cameron WR JAX Tyler Higbee TE LAR FASat
Chitown Bear Nasty Sam Darnold QB SEA Grave robbed Kendre Miller RB NO FASun

FAAB Remaining

$1,000 season budget each.

$10,919 still in play across 14 survivors

  • Minnesota Nice $1000
  • Wortley Slippery Chickens $982
  • Kansas Fredheads $965
  • DC Destroyers $954
  • Odessa Country Bumpkins $950
  • Chitown Bear Nasty $949
  • CT Insurance Adjusters $924
  • Philly's Fight Milk $920
  • West Hartford Whalers $778
  • Geneva Colliders $764
  • San Angelo's Bums $750
  • Memphis Reigns $650
  • Slovak Chihuahuas $318
  • Michigan State Lions $15
  • San Francisco Pickle Meat Chopped Wk 1 $1000
  • Scranton Stranglers Chopped Wk 4 $935
  • Newark Bada Bings Chopped Wk 2 $839
  • Prague Smoke Monsters Chopped Wk 3 $820
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The Graveyard

4 chopped. Newest first.

Scranton Stranglers

Chopped Week 4

Final score 63.82

Took $935 FAAB to the grave

Estate: 8 dug up, $679

“Strangled by their own wire.”

Prague Smoke Monsters

Chopped Week 3

Final score 74.14

Took $820 FAAB to the grave

Estate: 12 dug up, $1,112

“Smoke 'em if you got 'em.”

Newark Bada Bings

Chopped Week 2

Final score 56.62

Took $839 FAAB to the grave

Estate: 11 dug up, $654

“Bada Bing, Bada Gone.”

San Francisco Pickle Meat

Chopped Week 1

Final score 68.92

Took $1000 FAAB to the grave

Estate: 12 dug up, $709

“No time to brine.”

Federation Chopped Championship 2

Survivor Leaderboard

The Road to Federation Chopped Championship 2. Season points.

  1. 1 Kansas Fredheads avg 127.12 508.48
  2. 2 Memphis Reigns avg 121.18 484.70
  3. 3 Wortley Slippery Chickens avg 120.54 482.16
  4. 4 Chitown Bear Nasty avg 115.97 463.86
  5. 5 Philly's Fight Milk avg 115.33 461.32
  6. 6 Minnesota Nice avg 113.67 454.68
  7. 7 Odessa Country Bumpkins avg 113.52 454.08
  8. 8 West Hartford Whalers avg 111.85 447.40
  9. 9 Geneva Colliders avg 109.27 437.08
  10. 10 San Angelo's Bums avg 108.96 435.82
  11. 11 CT Insurance Adjusters avg 105.80 423.22
  12. 12 Slovak Chihuahuas avg 104.99 419.96
  13. 13 DC Destroyers avg 101.96 407.84
  14. 14 Michigan State Lions avg 99.89 399.56

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